"I woke up after purchasing this shirt to find myself still wearing it from the drunk fest of the night before. I took a hard shameful look in the mirror regretting many decisions but one, buying this shirt. I could hear majestic trumpets that I could only imagine would be playing after my funeral, however it could have been the poisonous hangover my body was currently hating me for, but that's neither here nor there. So after plunging my head deep into the toilet and releasing god knows what, I spent the rest of the day staying badass and free, because I'm a fucking American"
- Premium 4.3 oz.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Proudly printed in the U.S.A.
*Note: Please allow 3-5 days for fulfillment before shipping.
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